Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Joke start.
Punchline!
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?