Worst Jokes Ever
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.