Worst Jokes Ever

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.

You dirty-minded bastard!

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.

what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?

Answer: alive.

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs!

Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

I had sex with my boss's daughter.

I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.

So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.

What do you call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas.

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a home run.

*School shooting happens.*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

American student: "First time?"

Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."