Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days..
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"
Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni