Worst Jokes Ever
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.