Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
