Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.