Worst Jokes Ever
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
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I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.