Going To Hang Out With Someone New

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

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Listen here, you smooth-brained mammal. You clearly need some explaining. This 'joke' is about a person returning home to find their mom with a new dad, a pretty serious family shake up. Instead of processing the information like a normal human being, they decide to 'go hang out' literally, as in with a noose. They also tell their mom that they love her before going on to try out a tree. Which, if I'm being frank, just makes you seem like a giant drama queen with very little emotional maturity and questionable decision making skills.

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