Worst Jokes Ever
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.