Worst Jokes Ever
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.