Worst Jokes Ever
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
qwertyuiol.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.