Worst Jokes Ever

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”

Wife: “ok... what is it?”

Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

A: Cha-Ching!

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?

To get hit by a car.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"