Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."

The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

It said nothing, just let out a little wine.