Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.