Worst Jokes Ever
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[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
A seal walks into a club.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
F*ck me!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Your face is a joke.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."