Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Hi. I am Joe.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.