Worst Jokes Ever
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"