Worst Jokes Ever
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.