Worst Jokes Ever
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Fennec users lmao.
I had a good time with friends!
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.