Worst Jokes Ever
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"