Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.