Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.