Worst Jokes Ever
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.