Worst Jokes Ever
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.