Worst Jokes Ever
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What flowers are on your face?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!