Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.