Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.