Worst Jokes Ever
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Hi. I am Joe.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.