Worst Jokes Ever
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.