Yo Mama and the Parked Car

This is a classic "yo mama" joke, where the humor comes from exaggerating the target's stupidity. The idea is that someone would have to be incredibly dumb to get hit by a car that isn't even moving.

• Yo mama
• Mama
• Roast
• Car
• Insult
• Exaggeration

• Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
• Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
• Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
• Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.