Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.