Worst Jokes Ever
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.