Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
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Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Me: "I like kids."
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Mooning is very astrological!