Flight Duration

  • Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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  • Explanation

  • This is a dark twist on the saying "give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime". The first part is about flying with a plane ticket, whereas the second part is about falling to his death after being pushed out of a plane.

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  • Comments (2)

  • Did someone already use this joke in this? I don’t know and I don’t think I really care.

    You mean because he will be in space?

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