Worst Jokes Ever
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.