Worst Jokes Ever
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.