Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

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    • Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

    Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.

    If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

    On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

    What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

    They both say "Hello children!"

    Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭

    The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?

    Because it is politically motivated.

    Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"

    We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!