Worst Jokes Ever
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. š¹
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
I like turtles.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didnāt know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.