Worst Jokes Ever
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.