Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. š¹
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
I like turtles.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didnāt know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.