Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Butter believe it.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.