Worst Jokes Ever
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!