Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Christmas special
Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."