Worst Jokes Ever
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.