Worst Jokes Ever
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
America.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.