Worst Jokes Ever
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Trevor Bauer for President.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
Beans
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.