Worst Jokes Ever
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
Boner.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."