Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.