Worst Jokes Ever

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)

Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?

Because it’s a fungi.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Ki­li, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Me: *stabs vampire*

Wife: omg

Me: *beats vampire to death*

Wife: OMG

Me: What?

Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!

Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?

Me: *gets down on one knee*

Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!

Me: *falls over*

Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.

I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".

Olivia Rodrigo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Q: Can orphans hit a home run?

A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.

How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?

Everyone's eaten.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

Why did the orphan become a killer?

Because he knew they would not look for him.