Violent Book

Alright listen up, smarty pants! So, like, blind people can't see, right? And cheese graters have all these sharp edges. So the blind dude was feeling it with his hands and thought it was a book, but like, a really, REALLY dangerous one. It's funny 'cause you're picturing him thinking he's reading when he's about to shred his fingers! Also, you should read a book sometimes. It would do you good.