Worst Jokes Ever
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.