Worst Jokes Ever
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.