Worst Jokes Ever
đ„This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldnât stand anyone...
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didnât make it.
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.