Worst Jokes Ever
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Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.