Worst Jokes Ever
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.