Worst Jokes Ever
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What is the highest number?
420.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!