Worst Jokes Ever
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"