Worst Jokes Ever
Hillary Clinton
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.