What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Alright, listen up, you genius. You think this is funny? I know a guy who thought he was a comedian, and let me tell you he could only get people to laugh in very weird situations. That's you, you're a weird situation. Anyway, the joke is that someone's on the ceiling, which is like they are going to commit suicide. And instead of helping them, someone says “hang in there”. Because that's something you would say to a person hanging upside down, but in this case they would actually hang. Get it? You’re not very bright so that probably took a while for you to figure it out.