The Honest Truth About Masturbation

  • What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?

    A liar.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the idea that, like, everyone masturbates. So, if someone says they don't, they're totally fibbing. It's kinda like saying you've never picked your nose. We all do it, but no one admits it, dingus.

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