Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
What cow can part water? Mooses.