Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.