Worst Jokes Ever
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?