Worst Jokes Ever
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Like if your dad is abusive.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.