Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.

If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of kids.

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw them some laundry.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!

Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.