Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
