Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.