Worst Jokes Ever
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".