Worst Jokes Ever
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.