Worst Jokes Ever
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Joke start.
Punchline!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.