Worst Jokes Ever
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.