Worst Jokes Ever

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."

I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.

Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.

A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.

If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>

My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"

Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

Billy: *spits out food*

Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.

Dad: *looks at mom*

Mom: Shut up.

If you get it, you get it.

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.

Why did the dog join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.