Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.