Worst Jokes Ever
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.