Worst Jokes Ever
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
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Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.