What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Gum Removal Method
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you numbskull. You clearly didn't get this one. The joke plays on the shock factor of the word 'cancer', since it's such a serious thing. It's like saying the cure for a minor issue is something extremely drastic and terrible. And judging by the fact that you didn't get it, I'm guessing you are dumber than average.
DAP ME UP
yeah but the cancer will cut your life span completely if not treated and scissors would just cut your hair