Worst Jokes Ever
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.