Worst Jokes Ever
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?