Worst Jokes Ever

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

Where do animal does Russian milk come from?

"Moscows".

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone-appetit!

Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

Flat Earthers

I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.

Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.

Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.