Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.