Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
What's black and white?
History.