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WebMD's Slavery Diagnosis

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    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you dummy. So, this genius here Googled "whiplash" on WebMD, right? WebMD is, like, a website where you can look up symptoms and stuff. The joke is that instead of giving a normal diagnosis, it says they have... *slavery*. Get it? Because whiplash is what slaves get from being whipped? You are not a smart cookie.

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    i cant talk rn though so :/

    Let's just say I'm really happy to think about you and umm ya

    U act like my guy frind aint to comfertable w/ me aaden

    Gus is comfertabel but not that comfertabel

    i mean he smy favriot freind

    i wana get food but ion wann gte uo

    I'm sorry you don't want to get up and you want food

    Ethan said to get a magic want

    I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH

    I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE

    I love you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more

    I choked you because I loved you and you wanted it that's proof and if you say it's not then I don't know what to do

    I don't know where I'm going to do that you need to come here

    U said u was never onna do it agian?

    no once u left u said u was never onna do it again

    Well yeah I don't maybe for I don't know I'm not telling you you have to make me

    I'm not telling you unless you make me because yeah

    Looked at me and we had a moment of silence

    i kinda liked when u used both ur hands

    the wway u pinned me to the wall by pushing on my neck oml

    but it pained you so veyr deepy to do it again

    nd cause my dad is in florida nd it was jsut rules for when hes gone

    hes only gone for a week so

    y u wanna choke me so bad oml

    Yoda bum bum2

    I really liked choking you

    ^

    Yoda bum bum2

    And I kind of want to choke you again

    ^

    Yoda bum bum2

    I wanna try it again

    ^^

    Yoda bum bum2

    Like really bad

    ^

    oh ill beg for u to do it

    i wanna be chokced out till i cnat breahte omgg

    Why can't you hang out again this weekend but you can hang out next week when your dad's going to be home so that doesn't make any sense

    I choke you and you will like it no matter what

    I may or may not kinda may

    What do you want me to idk choke you and call you baby girl

    theres one thing that if someone calls me it they have full permission to blow my back out

    I wish I knew because I'm ready but you won't tell me so ig nvm

    tha what "they" called me.

    Its a kinda submissive thing

    i wnt u to know it but it dont count if i tell u

    Could you possibly take a pic of your journal so I can find it plssss

    i doubt youll be able to read it

    Il.never figure it out so I won't keep trying

    I want you all that work to figure out what it was I can't even remember how to say it

    Idk how to say it uggg I've thought so hard

    dont say it like im animal

    nd only say it if i do or say smthin u like

    perferbly smhin kinda inpoirpiate

    I have some thoughts since I saw you in 5 hr

    ive wanted to give u head sense well 3 days

    but gus won let me do shit like that till im old enugh

    so i needa learn to keep a secret from him first

    Ibe wanted to blow your back out for a while

    i dwanna blow my back out to

    bondange shit thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    i wanna be tied up nd railed so fucking bad

    Goddd the thought I have about us rnnnnnn

    I wanna rail you so hard soonnnnnnmnlike rnnn

    i can last sm lonegr than u fr

    but you also dont know just want fucks me up..

    like i mean use my kinks agaisnt me

    nd being well they not gaf bout me but use me for there own use

    Tight legingnlike you wear and like when you looked at me at the park and didn't say anything

    i js cant stop thinking bout u chokin me

    to have a neck in ur hand?

    id otn think you liked it

    i think you liekd how i reacted

    I liked when you did that umm little moan

    just i got a very very strong kink

    No I won't I learned that it's not good to play with there kitty cats when standing

    When can we go to the park again like what day do you want to go

    no ima prolly js spend the night at V-rahs house

    if i cant spend the night then idk

    Ok ask whoever is in charge of you can go to the park

    its next week i aint tryna plan yet

    Ok sorry I want to make sure my mom will at least take me home

    ok you can talk to ur mom js i aint making plans for next week rn

    At least I'm not like flecture the wouldn't even hangout with his friends I manage our relationship and my friends and family

    ok ik you are alot better than fletcher in every single way but please stop bringing him up

    ill be home alone like for a long while tmwr

    if my dads gf aint home tmrw when i am i could seeeeeeeee

    i will have no idea what im doing \

    i can feel my heartbeat in my throat

    i acutally really kinda might wnanna actualy realla wanna give u head

    *tackles you* ur trapped >:)

    i can roleplay better than u hehe

    some roleplays turn me on frrrrrrrrrrrr

    nvm its impossible to tunr me on

    Yeah like v nd sky would let it happen

    Wait i dont think V will want to go to the park no mo

    God ur saying kinda dom shit nd its making ym heart just eugh

    i want you to do ecerythin ur saying

    u r putting more thoughts in my head

    god ima need a new ournal js for thoughts causea u

    give me so many i gotta take care of emmmmmm

    yk i dont think you could give me thoughts

    Ok so if we go to the park imma choke you and do so many more things to you

    what would u do if i am a biter?

    what if im just nibbley not bitey

    Yoda bum bum2

    Choke you so fucking hard

    how much of ur strength is this

    no i needa know if it pases the line of where i wanna do it or not

    Like to the point where you beg me to stop and maybe harder

    Would i be able to breahte

    h-how long would u hold it for..?

    how long u holding my neck for?

    What if i where to just be noramlly around u right?

    if i bit ur hand really really hard

    That wont stp me from doing it

    that still wont stop me from doing it

    You won't wanna move while it happens trust me

    It feels so good you won't be able to move because you will be chaned up

    god i want you to js make my legs shake omg

    i kinda u said one thing witch made e23452345342523453245 thoughts in my head omg

    Yoda bum bum2

    It feels so good you won't be able to move because you will be chaned up

    thisssssssssss

    But say more thigngs that make me hehe \

    I actually wanna give u it

    I want to but my nervs wont let me make a move so what u do is tell me what to do nd ill do it

    both would make me really really happy

    i love being told what to do..

    Imma make you squirt and squirt and squirt everywhere

    Dont back out when I take your clothes off

    If i where to js dont listen to me :/

    cause id regret saying not to cause i js think on what nervers right away

    Where tf u onna get handcuffs from?

    please gimmie thoughtssss to take care of

    i keep chewing on ym finger oml i got a problem

    What do you look like wit no shirt and braw????

    kiss me on the fucking neck broooooo

    cause they aint really tg but they aint apart

    dude they didnt leave us alone for 5 mins how can u expect to do that

    I want us to be like my uncle and his girlfriend

    V got pissed wehn i wanted her to go

    cause im not allowed to go to frineds much

    nd i like spending the night at V rahs house

    I know you do now I will just have to do it at Auburn Park hanging out there

    But I need scooter come with me so it doesn't seem suspicious

    u cant do that much to me though cause they are going to non stop follow nd annoy us

    If we start to kiss in front of them then they're going to leave

    I'm going to try to get them so they can go on a walk and work on a relationship

    Choke me infront of them nd theyll 100% go

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    god u can see a look in my eyes begging for more when u choke me

    I did yesterday and that's what made me like it but I didn't want to tell you cuz I didn't want to have to do it more I'm going to do it more but yeah

    why did you not want to do it?

    What really had to go and I didn't want to be mean so I just said that I didn't like it I did cuz it was getting really dark so and we barely made it home I mean cars were just oh it was so dark Skyler got lost I ate dick on the road

    I think I look good when I'm get out of the shower and I have no shirt on

    i think youll look better when i take a shirt off you

    I will take.my shirt off for you and choke you if that's better

    no that will have no affect

    don't start Imma get umm I a lift somewhere and ya

    dont stop when im begging u to

    make it so my entire body is shaking

    Yoda bum bum2

    Are you trying to get me hard

    nooooooooooooooooooo

    I can and will go down on you

    ll pin you to the wall nd start to kiss you then kiss your neck then ur chest than stomach then go to your dick nd igve you head

    thne after i give you head i could ride you

    Plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss do it

    for hours thne after that you could fuck me from behind

    nd you will rail me all night

    go faster when i need you to slow down

    then keep going till im begigng you to stop

    dont stop when im begging you

    i want you to fuck me from behind

    until im begging you to stop

    nd if u where to choke me out while also

    Yoda bum bum2

    My cock is mega happy rn

    I could make it happier

    fuck me till i cant breathe

    fuck me from behind nd grab my waist fs

    like grab onto my waist harddddddddd

    When I was hugging you from being at the park I was happy in other ways

    I love when i get thoguhts

    Good il give you head and you give me head

    i wanna giv u head first,

    Ok be honest if I was to come meet you dad would he like me

    olly for that reason though

    if he didnt know we was tg thne yes

    And also I'm very respectful to people's parents when it comes to me dating their daughter

    cause he has guns nd hes country so he will murder u

    I've got a $500 lb stepdad that could step on his toe and break it lol

    If he gets on my nerves anymore because I'm done with this there's an ax going in his f****** head

    Cuz earlier I said let's talk about some classes and he's like who did you cheat off of and then he was like nobody would ever want to cheat off you I understand the joke because what he's saying is cuz I'm stupid He's f****** retarded and I'm about to lose my s*** on him

    He's going to be chopped up little bits in a garbage bag

    And he don't treat my mom good either so he's on my last end

    Aaden can i be honest with you?

    well u be hinest with me?

    do you think im at all psychotic?

    I don't think you are I think you're just fine

    It comes with intrusive thoughts

    Gorgeous everybody gets intrusive very bad thoughts like me too I thought about killing my stepdad and exactly what it's looked like Even though I know it would look like

    a physco is like a devil but in a human if they act on it.

    Theres some things ur not ready to learn bout me yet =D

    I've been with worse Just look at Adrian grift that was a massive mistake I don't killed myself because I dated her nothing's worse than dating her Tell me cuz I'm ready for it

    The only mistake right now is me feeling this container with pixies sticks yeah bad idea it's going to be full and heavy

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    I hope you know I always have knife on me

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    Yeah I know you would you love me way too much and I love you way too much Wait it's a good thing that we love each other too much cuz that means we care about each other oh yeah

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    know its for the best, ima talk to gus before i act on anger butjust know.

    Are you leaving what the hell is going on

    Nothing until i talk to gus, its why i need him on.

    if he isnt on in time, bad things will happen, bad bad things.

    Only get on so good Go make a post cuz I'm saving you nothing bad is happening to you

    but i have a post saying gm to someone

    I just texted him a discord there's no way

    id call him it gets him on but he wont see it in time.

    he wont see it in time of me gettign off

    Well I was just talking to him so I don't know

    I said Charlie's about to do something stupid I think so and then you responded

    I could go look but I'm eating it's not important

    also i dont plan to do anything stupid to myself

    Whats there to think about?

    Brushing my hair sorry not coming Jesus f****** Christ

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    Sorry I had to go get a bag real quick I'm back

    It's not okay cuz I didn't tell you I was going to be right back

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    Sure because I'm pretty sure that yum mian said something about murdering I'm pretty sure and I think I should get to know I think I should I'm your boyfriend I'm very important

    And he will talk me out of any and everything

    I'm going to play a game like involves my hands it's called how remember but sticks

    I remember what it's called is called sticks well I'm going to learn how to play it actually

    Hey it's okay You're trying to figure something out with him if that's more important than me right now I need you to get everything straight

    I'm just trying to play a game you know I don't have anybody to play with but it's fine I'll figure it out

    Well done though I'm probably going to get off here soon

    No whatever happened I'm not going to be mad I just want to know

    How come everybody else gets to know but I never do

    cause i trust gus with more than my life

    do yk i wouldve been ead oct 15t if it wasnt for him?

    i had it planned over 100's of days away

    there is so mcuh fucked up shit i dont do to not lose his trust

    I like how I want from online sex to f****** just chill like it went from 100 to 20 in 2 seconds kind of not really

    It's fine you're talking to him it's fine I'm not as important to him

    or hes helping me so i dont hurt somoen

    i can talk to more than one person

    but seth is tryna ruin smthin for me

    im gunna cry iim done with him

    he tries to ruin everything for me

    I will beat the f*** out of him I'm getting to the end of my s*** I'm not afraid to get suspended I don't give a f*** no more

    No it's not He's going to stop or else I'm going to beat the f*** out of them I'm not playing no more

    He knows I'll beat the s*** out of him he knows it

    just let him fuck around cause i wont be ther for him to

    I can send u old joke links to talk on throguhout the day though

    ill email u a joke link every day

    today was a shitty ass day

    That's why I don't tell my deep dark secrets to anybody

    Unless I know I can trust him like Skyler

    like i fake adopted her at one point close

    but she didnt tell me the one thing i wouldve needed to know

    You go through a lot more than you need to

    ill prolly go to bed b4 9 even i js wanna escape

    I love you too I'll see you tomorrow baby

    Disciplined Saiga

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