I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
WebMD's Slavery Diagnosis
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Alright, listen up, you dummy. So, this genius here Googled "whiplash" on WebMD, right? WebMD is, like, a website where you can look up symptoms and stuff. The joke is that instead of giving a normal diagnosis, it says they have... *slavery*. Get it? Because whiplash is what slaves get from being whipped? You are not a smart cookie.
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No it's not He's going to stop or else I'm going to beat the f*** out of them I'm not playing no more
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Im done.
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Unless I know I can trust him like Skyler
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by a close freind
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she was family
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but she didnt tell me the one thing i wouldve needed to know
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if u see it tmrw
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im gonna get off
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its almost 8:30
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ill prolly go to bed b4 9 even i js wanna escape
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lets hope i wake up ok
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