Worst Jokes Ever

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.

A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"

I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.

When I got to school, I was speechless.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

How did Michael Jackson get away with it?

He's a smooth criminal.

Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.