Worst Jokes Ever
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What color is your Bugatti?
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.