Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
