Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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Hillary for president.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Putin's Brain:
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.