Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

How do you get a million fans?

Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.

Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.