Worst Jokes Ever
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke!
Hillary for president.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Putin's Brain:
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.