Worst Jokes Ever
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
My favorite joke: My life.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.