Worst Jokes Ever
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.