Worst Jokes Ever

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.

Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.

Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.

Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?

Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.

Police: ... Child: 😊

Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*

Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."

My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."

I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."

Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?

A: It left him/her/them hanging.

A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?

The suicide squad.

The joke is my life.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans.

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.