Worst Jokes Ever

My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Why can't an orphan get offended?

What are they gonna do, tell their mom?

Dad, am I adopted?

NO! Why would I ever choose you?

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.

Q. What makes music on your hair?

A. A headband!

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.

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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?

An H2hoe.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

How do you get a million fans?

Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.