Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
My favorite joke: My life.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.