Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Pedophilia

    • I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."

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    • Existence

    • A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

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    • Braille

    • I am reading a horror book in braille.

    Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

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    • Woman

    • Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

    So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

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    • Orphan

    • How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

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    • Flow

    • A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

    And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

    And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

    And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

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    • Day

    • One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."

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    • Rape

    • Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

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    • Orphanage

    • I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

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