Child's Logic Frustrates Police

Anonymous

3 years ago

Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.

Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.

Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?

Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.

Police: ... Child: 😊

Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*

Explanation

The humor comes from the child's circular and nonsensical answers to the police officer's questions, leading to an absurd escalation where the officer, instead of being confused, turns violent. The punchline is unexpected and shocking, playing on the tropes of police interaction.