Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.
Fuck jk.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
Me and freshfry talking.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Heyyyyyy!
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?