Worst Jokes Ever
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
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POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
You are gay.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
"North America, best America."
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.