Worst Jokes Ever
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
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Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Yo Nan.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.