Worst Jokes Ever
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Baka!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Banana joke?
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
I wanna fight Gwen!