Worst Jokes Ever
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What is a chode?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Get (DYM 129)
with (DYM 130).
Me, (DYM 131)
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Mom!
"Gwen, are you still there?"
Nerverack.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.