Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Vagina?
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Orphans can't find the home page.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.