Worst Jokes Ever

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

Me: Hey, apple.

Apple: What?

Me: Knife.

Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Desmend: FLY

Draco: FLY

Me: DIE

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I do not know.

I'm Priya.

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

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Icebergie is a randy.

Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?

A: Moonday!

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.

Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!

Put some Windex on it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.

Or a stick with poo on it.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.