Worst Jokes Ever
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
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Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Like if you know what ashes are.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Dario is gay.
Amelie is a meanie.