Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Marcus is gay.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."