Worst Jokes Ever
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Anybody wanna chat? Iām bored.
Agreed (DYM 127).
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! š¢š
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
to (DYM 128)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
What is a chode?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Get (DYM 129)
with (DYM 130).
Me, (DYM 131)
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Mom!
"Gwen, are you still there?"
Nerverack.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.