Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Have a great year!
Screw you, ableists!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What is a boyfriend?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What time is it when you get home?
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!