Worst Jokes Ever
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
There is no god. None, not one.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
9/11, am I right?
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.