Worst Jokes Ever
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
I love pussy.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Pool testing 123.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?