Worst Jokes Ever
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
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You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭