Worst Jokes Ever
Ass cream.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Aren't I badly good?
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.