Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"