Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.