Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.